its fabulous.

Its like this. You have to have the nicest jeans, or the cutest purse or say the newest thing so that it catches on. You have to be skinny, you have to buy this, wear this, say that, be on his side, her side, neutral, have white teeth, have straight teeth, your hair cant be frizzy, and you cant wear that because it just doesnt "work" anymore. You have to go to parties, be friends with everyone, trust no one, smile like this, pose like that, tilt your head this way, put your hand on your hip because - thats how it is. And let me just say, FUCK all of that.